Turn the amps up—way up—on this Zits‑style T‑shirt, starring Jeremy and the crew mid‑riff‑rock‑out, with a flag that spells it out: “We Give You the Bird.” It’s loud, proud, and smack‑dab in the sarcastic sweet spot of suburban teen rebellion.
Born from the genius minds of Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman—the duo who nailed every eye‑roll, Dad‑joke, and messy bedroom moment since 1997—this shirt captures everything that makes Zits a fan favorite:
Jeremy’s lanky defiance and emo‑hair energy
Musical mayhem in mid‑gig—think flying notes, wild hair swooshes, thumbs‑up to rebellion
A banner nobody will confuse with “Little Choir That Could”
🎸 Who this tee is for:
Zits fanatics who get the thrill of teen chaos
Wannabe garage‑band legends with big dreams and bigger amps
Anyone whose Spotify playlist screams “I refuse to grow up properly”
Product Specs & Life‑Proof Humor
Solid one‑piece knit—zero side seams, maximum comfort (and no awkward fabric golf balls)
Stretchy ribbed collar holds its shape, unlike Jeremy’s latest breakup
Reinforced shoulder seams: surviving your mom’s fourth‑wash attempt like a pro
Lightweight 100% ring‑spun cotton—so comfy you’ll forget you’re wearing it
Ethically sourced cotton—because Zits parents actually, basically care
Care Instructions (AKA Keep It Rockin’):
Machine wash cold (≤30 °C / 90 °F), with similarly sarcastic T‑shirts
Tumble dry low—just enough heat to earn that lived‑in look
Iron or steam low; no bleach or dry‑clean drama (we’re not that fancy)
