Never Been Deader "Touch Grass" Heavy Cotton Tee

The Touch Grass Tee delivers a familiar phrase with the signature Never Been Deader detachment. Equal parts sarcasm and self-awareness, it’s a reminder you’ve heard a thousand times—and probably ignored just as often.

Minimal in design, heavy in implication, this tee sits somewhere between a suggestion and a challenge. Wear it ironically. Or don’t.