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Never Been Deader | Roses Are Red, Inside I'm Dead – Faux Suede Square Pillow

Never Been Deader | Roses Are Red, Inside I'm Dead – Faux Suede Square Pillow

Regular price $39.99 USD
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Add a touch of dark humor to your decor with the Roses Are Red, Inside I'm Dead Faux Suede Square Pillow, inspired by the Never Been Deader comic strip. This plush pillow blends comfort with a delightfully morbid twist, perfect for those who embrace sarcasm with style. Whether decorating a dorm, sprucing up your couch, or searching for the ultimate anti-Valentine gift, this pillow delivers cozy vibes with an extra dose of personality.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Soft & durable 100% faux suede fabric
  • Double-sided print for extra impact
  • Includes a 100% recycled polyester pillow insert
  • Sleek concealed zipper for a polished look
  • Ideal for Halloween, gothic decor, or year-round existential humor

💀 Care Instructions:
Remove the cover, spot clean, or machine wash cold (40°C/104°F). Tumble dry low, no bleach, no dry cleaning—fluff to reshape.

Snag one for yourself or gift it to someone who gets the joke—because nothing says "I care" like a pillow that understands the struggle.



EU representative: The Hearst Corporation dba King Features Syndicate, kfsamazon@hearst.com, 300 West 57th Street, 15th Fl, New York, NY, 10019, US

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.

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