Never Been Deader "Cremation" Heavy Cotton Tee

“This job gives me purpose
in the same way cremation gives warmth.”

For anyone who’s been told their work is meaningful and decided to take that literally.

This tee is for the burned, the dry-humored, and the quietly self-aware. Soft enough for long days. Honest enough to make coworkers laugh and HR nervous.

It’s not inspirational.
It’s accurate.

Details

• Soft, breathable cotton blend
• Classic unisex fit
• Distressed lettering with dark-humor bite
• Ideal for meetings that could have been emails