Never Bean Deader Coffee: Modbid Medium ☕️

Wake the dead—or at least your senses—with Morbid Medium, the hauntingly smooth decaf from the Never Bean Deader Coffee line. Wrapped in bold, bone-chilling design, this roast proves that you don’t need caffeine to bring a little life (or afterlife) to your cup.

Flavor Profile

• Tasting Notes: Cocoa, mellow citrus, and toasty undertones that linger like a ghost at midnight.

• Roast Level: Medium – perfectly balanced between body and brightness.

• Region: Ethically sourced beans from South America.

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% Decaf Ground Coffee – all the flavor, none of the jitters.

• Versatile Brewing – ideal for drip, French press, or pour-over.

• Bold Branding – for coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor.

The Vibe

Morbid Medium is more than a brew—it’s a ritual. Whether you’re winding down at dusk or channeling energy from beyond the grave, this roast delivers a rich, satisfying cup that’s anything but lifeless.

Net Weight: 12 oz (340 g)

EU representative: The Hearst Corporation dba King Features Syndicate, kfsamazon@hearst.com, 300 West 57th Street, 15th Fl, New York, NY, 10019, US

Product information: Roastify, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen.