Never Bean Deader Coffee – Liquid Lobotomy ☕ 

Some mornings call for more than just coffee—they call for a brain-buzzing jolt straight out of the crypt. Enter Liquid Lobotomy, the dangerously bold original blend from the Never Bean Deader Coffee line. It’s not just a cup; it’s a mad experiment in flavor that’ll rewire your senses and wake the undead inside you.

Flavor Profile

• Tasting Notes: A sharp burst of bright citrus and juicy melon, layered over a smooth, medium-bodied roast.

• Roast Level: Medium – balanced yet energetic, designed to strike the sweet spot between vibrant brightness and full-bodied depth.

• Region: Responsibly sourced beans from South America.

Why You’ll Love It

• Full-Throttle Flavor – intense enough to kickstart your brain, smooth enough to savor.

• Flexible Brewing – perfect for drip, French press, or pour-over methods.

• Twisted Personality – bold, darkly humorous branding for coffee lovers who take their brew seriously but not themselves.

The Vibe

Carl’s Liquid Lobotomy isn’t just coffee—it’s chaos in a cup. With every sip, it sparks a rush of flavor that feels like flipping the switch on your mental circuits. Drink it when you need to wake up, light up, or just shake up your routine with something wickedly unforgettable.

Net Weight: 12 oz (340 g)