Never Been Deader- 2026 Desk Calendar

Start your year with a little dark humor and a lot of relatable energy. The Never Been Deader 2026 Desk Calendar brings the internet’s favorite exhausted skeleton to your workspace—delivering 12 months of snarky, caffeine-fueled wisdom that perfectly captures modern burnout culture.

Each month features a new illustration of our hilariously dead-inside hero paired with a brutally honest one-liner about stress, work, and the daily struggle of staying functional. From caffeine dependency to emotional crispiness, every page offers a much-needed laugh (or cry) in the middle of your workday.

Designed as a sleek, spiral-bound desk calendar, it sits comfortably on any office desk, home workspace, or study nook—making it the perfect companion for anyone who’s a little tired, a little overworked, and very, very done.

Product Highlights

• 12 original Never Been Deader illustrations by Tommy Devoid—one for each month of 2026

• Funny, painfully relatable quotes perfect for office humor lovers

• Sturdy spiral-bound design for easy month-to-month flipping

• Clean, minimalist calendar layout for easy date tracking

• Compact desk-friendly size ideal for home or office

• Great gift for coworkers, students, creators, office warriors, or anyone who runs on caffeine and sheer willpower