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Eye Heart Pipe Bizarro Crewneck Tee

Eye Heart Pipe Bizarro Crewneck Tee

"Eye Heart Pipe" 

Is it a vibe? A confession? A cryptic cry for help from a parallel universe? Yes.
This tee features an eyeball that sees too much, a heart pierced by mystery, and a pipe straight out of a detective noir dream... or maybe your grandma’s bookshelf.

It’s surreal. It’s sincere. It’s Bizarro.

Perfect for:

  • Aspiring pipe smokers with no commitment
  • People who quote Magritte but never read him
  • That friend who always smells like cedar and conspiracy theories


Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek, attractive fit.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, ensuring a soft feel.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



EU representative: The Hearst Corporation dba King Features Syndicate, kfsamazon@hearst.com, 300 West 57th Street, 15th Fl, New York, NY, 10019, US

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Regular price $25.00 USD
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