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"Eye Heart Bird" - Bizarro Crewneck Tee

"Eye Heart Bird" - Bizarro Crewneck Tee

“Eye Heart Bird” Tee

This is not a love story. It’s a weird bird situation.

An eyeball. A heart. A bird mid-chaos. Is this affection? Obsession? A long-overdue breakdown? Unclear. But what is clear: this shirt slaps.

This isn't your average declaration of love — it's a tangle of unexplained emotion directed at a flailing cartoon bird who definitely didn’t ask for it.

Perfect for:

  • People who relate deeply to unhinged birds

  • Emotional cryptics

  • That one friend who says “I’m fine” but clearly isn’t (and is flapping wildly)


Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek, attractive fit.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, ensuring a soft feel.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Regular price $25.00 USD
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