Dante’s Inferno of Pasta Sins Apron – Illustrated by Maritsa Patrinos

Product Description:
Brave the boiling depths of culinary damnation with the Dante’s Inferno of Pasta Sins Apron, a hilarious and highly relatable creation by Six Chix cartoonist Maritsa Patrinos. Inspired by Dante Alighieri’s “Divine Comedy” and reimagined for the carb-loving cook, this apron charts a flavorful descent into the most grievous pasta missteps—from limp linguine to cursed clumps of gnocchi.

Perfect for home chefs, literary nerds, or anyone who’s ever committed a minor marinara offense, this apron turns kitchen mishaps into comic gold. Ideal for gifting or just stirring up laughs while you stir the sauce.

Product Features:

• Made from 100% durable polyester with quick-drying action

• One-sided vivid print featuring the nine deliciously disastrous circles of pasta hell

• 4 buttonholes and detachable black twill straps for an adjustable, comfy fit

• Reinforced overlocked seams for long-lasting wear in hot kitchen conditions

• A witty, wearable tribute to culinary chaos and classic literature

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Do not bleach or tumble dry. Iron on low heat if needed. Do not dry clean.

Give your kitchen attire a sinful upgrade—and let pasta lovers beware!