{"title":"Never Been Deader","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEmbark on a quirky journey through life and the afterlife with The Never Been Deader Collection. Experience the oddly relatable world of Lifeless Carl, your skeletal guide, through a diverse range of apparel infused with a unique blend of humor, style, and a touch of the macabre.\u003c\/span\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"never-been-deader-be-more-positive-unisex-tee-black","title":"Never Been Deader - Be More Positive Unisex Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta content=\"uuid9cXz1v2XCyvI\" name=\"uuid\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNavigate the realm of the afterlife in style with our “Never Been Deader Sweet Little Naps” T-Shirt, where Lifeless Carl accompanies you! Carl, the adorably relatable skeleton from Never Been Deader, brings a touch of his unique, lifeless charm to your everyday wear. Stuck in the dreary offices of Afterlife Industries, Carl shares the vibe of reluctance and the desire to nap a little more, making this shirt a must-have for those days when you feel just a tad lifeless inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCrafted for a classic unisex fit, this tee is like a well-loved favorite that ensures you are comfy throughout your (after) life’s journey. Tailored from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a breathable and lightweight (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)) feel, perfect for active days and those sweet little naps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQuality \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur tee features ribbed knit collars that maintain shape and tapered shoulders that promise a snug fit. With dual side seams, it’s designed to retain its appeal for the longer haul. The retail fit seamlessly blends with casual and semi-formal settings, and the classic crew neckline offers a versatile style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSustainable \u0026amp; Ethical\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProudly crafted by Bella+Canvas, a brand devoted to humane and sustainable manufacturing products. You’re not just wearing a tee but also making a statement against sweatshops and favoring fair labor practices. Bella+Canvas is an esteemed member of the Fair Labor Association and holds a Platinum WRAP certification.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVariety in Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDepending on your choice, the fabric blends vary, offering a suitable option for everyone. Tear-away labels are incorporated to minimize skin irritation, ensuring you stay comfortable and focused on navigating the day, just like Carl navigates through his afterlife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExperience the unique blend of humor, style, and quality with the “Never Been Deader Sweet Little Naps” T-Shirt. 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Carl, the adorably relatable skeleton from Never Been Deader, brings a touch of his unique, lifeless charm to your everyday wear. Stuck in the dreary offices of Afterlife Industries, Carl shares the vibe of reluctance and the desire to nap a little more, making this shirt a must-have for those days when you feel just a tad lifeless inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCrafted for a classic unisex fit, this tee is like a well-loved favorite that ensures you are comfy throughout your (after) life’s journey. 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Bella+Canvas is an esteemed member of the Fair Labor Association and holds a Platinum WRAP certification.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVariety in Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-preserver-spaces=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDepending on your choice, the fabric blends vary, offering a suitable option for everyone. 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